Wow, just as I was merrily gnawing, my mum took away my chewy stick! I couldn't believe it!
Well, I soon showed her, I dashed off and peed all over the kitchen floor...
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An autobiography of a gorgeous and mischievous Sprocker puppy, merrily chewing his way through madcap adventures!
This is my innocent expression!
Things I have chewed...
- A loose piece of skirting board, that took mum ages to figure out what these tiny fragments of wood came from
- Several nice Turkish rugs
- Miscellaneous pens and pencils, I like to crush these into tiny, barely recognisible fragments
- Many socks, especially fluffy ones
- A bottle of fabric softener, which didn't taste very nice
- A safety razor, particularly the aloe vera flavoured chewy bit with the blades in...
- Shoelaces, various
- Mummy's gardening shoes, which I have managed to rip the insoles out of completely and really chomped big holes in the back...
- Mum's handbag, complete with wallet and contents, ID cards, etc
My exploits...
My friends...
About Me
Things I like to eat....
- Apples... just a little bit, then I leave them slimy and chewed lying around the house...
- Brocolli, just the hard stems no-one else seems to like
My Toy Collection
- Small yellow rubber ducky, squirty
- Multicoloured knotted rope, destructive potential as yet unexplored
- Furry duck, well chewed, de-beaked, visually impaired but well-loved
- Christmas Pudding, plastic, pleasant yet repetetive piercing squeak
- Pink plastic Cow, squeaky
- Small blue Hippo, red polkadots, very chewy, ears chewed off...
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